Paradise
Thursday, November 04, 1999
Dear
David & Annabel,
Hello people, how
are you? How are you Annabel? Large, beautiful and a bit fragile I would
imagine. Wonderful though. Soon it will be my turn to watch David and learn something about fatherhood. Quite
honestly, I could use the advice.
We said goodbye to
Paul and Adeline just about two weeks ago today. It was a fabulous visit. We
went to the South Coast towards the end and stayed in an absurdly camp hotel,
in the Paradise Suite to be exact, pinks and peaches, large decorative baskets
fixed to the salmon walls vomiting fake flowers over no less than three
television sets, one in each room; hideous gushy art and a fabulous view of the
sunset as well as a fridge that did not work. Blue Marlin was not available.
The children loved it of course, there was a funny shaped swimming pool with
floating things. That’s enough to work magic, apparently.
After a night which I spent on a
very succulent anthropophagous couch while Victoria slept with all three children in the
double bed, we left for the North Coast, stopping first of all at YS falls which
we found without difficulty this time. That was lovely, especially the strong
and healthy looking glossy brown cows which were grazing alongside the Guango
trees. Afterwards we stopped in that restaurant where the children ate
beef-burgers made from those cows. We chose chicken.
The visit to YS was topped only by
the subsequent adventure through the very heart of Jamaica. We took a sharp left just behind the YS
Falls reception building. One road would have taken us to Cambridge and Ipswich, but we took the road, or rather track, to dreary
Magotty, passed Oxford and right through Cockpit Country, an area enigmatically called, Me no see, You no Come. I don’t know
what it means but the country was as wild as it comes: steep slopes and
round-topped mountains with dark green, cancerous vegetation occasionally
punctured by the most tenacious attempts at occupation. Beautiful little
houses, single-room shacks brightly
painted in lilac blues or bright yellows framed in what is locally called
ginger bread carving. Wonderful and a bit eerie. The people loitering in the
street (far fewer than in Kingston) would look at us in surprise as if they
had seen duppy dem. And then,
realising we were of normal flesh and blood, would put on a friendly smile,
often toothless, and shout out, “Eh, Whiteeeeh” and wave. And on we would go,
Victoria and Adeline behind us in the Vitara, looking more sophisticated than
they deserved to look and we in the front car listening to Abba Gold and a
classical tune of which I do not know what it is. A frustration that is adding
to my ulcer.
Anyway we arrived on the North Coast late in the afternoon and drove to our
villa in Discovery Bay. Everything was wonderful. When Paul took Victoria sailing they capsized, of course. Daniel, who
was with them, became rather quiet after that, unlike Victoria who couldn’t get
back onto the boat despite several attempts. When I went to fetch her with the
canoe, she couldn’t climb into that either, so I towed her to shore. Much
hilarity.
They left on new year’s eve
dissolving in a long queue of ready travellers and we went on to a party which
went on deep into the night. Rosie and Daniel slept on the couch amidst loud
revelling to the tune of Buju Banton. Now everything has quietened down. The January
syndrome eating away at our innards. February has been decreed a no-alcohol
month. Victoria is whizzing around doing PTA meetings, art
classes, etc. Rosie, Daniel and Thomas are all back at school and wondering
what hit them.
I am running in all directions
trying to keep too many balls up in the air at the same time. Not least among
them is the approaching date for the wretched thesis. I shall be so glad to
have that over and done with and be free to get on with other things. By the
way, it looks as if Julie and Michael Cunnah will make the trip to Leiden. I am preparing a talk on Jamaican
Architecture which will be fun. For the rest I am increasingly looking towards
The States for my next move. What do you think? Any tips on how to approach
things? Talking of strategy, could you send me Tony’s address, I still haven’t
written them and I want to keep in touch, they were very nice to us in The Hague.
Anyway, what about
you, how is England; how is the house-market and your attempts
at finding a suitable dwelling for a threesome? When are you planning to come
out with the new appendage? Our house is completely suitable for tiny babies
and when they are only that small they are not so expensive to fly around. You
will not be forgiven if you do not come. Anyway we miss you all terribly.
Loads of love,